Ava Snoozy is a freshman who doesn’t know what she wants to do with her life and would appreciate if you would stop asking. She has a dog named Louie and one day hopes to learn how to be a functioning member of society. Snoozy, despite popular beliefs, is not sleepy. She often wonders why she was a gifted child and still achieved nothing. Snoozy takes pride in her ability to make the conversation awkward, no matter the circumstance. In her free time, she enjoys long walks in her neighborhood and contemplating why Wednesdays were invented.