The Campus Comet

Lauren Grona
When Lauren Grona is not making a Quizlet for the classes that decide to gang up on her all at once, she is often hanging out on her couch snuggled up in a blanket stalking people on Instagram, watching Netflix documentaries, or helping Carl find his keys. She is very proud of her two children, (they are ducks, chill out) Doorknob and Kneecap, and she is excited to see what they make of themselves in their life. She enjoys irritating her cat, Miley, and then getting upset when she retaliates. The 18 year old prides herself in making a mean quesadilla and being her brother’s biggest fan in his mediocre Modern Warfare career.  

Lauren Grona, Head of Comet

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